Short Independent Film
Okay, so I submitted for a short film that decided to have auditions over Thanksgiving weekend. I, however, was in Phoenix visiting my brother so I couldn't make it. When I got back to Cali on Sunday, I got an email saying that they were still having auditions that day. So I emailed back and they told me to head down but I had to be there by 6:30. It was 4:45 and we had just finished a 6 hour drive. Not so pretty. So I rapidly changed and downloaded the script and headed out. Fortunately, the director called me and warned me of a little traffic due to a parade going on right near the audition so to avoid a couple of exits off the highway.
A little? I passed two exits that were closed, skipped the next one which was backed up because of traffic and took the following exit. Unfortunately that ramp goes below the highway and I couldn't see that it was backed up as well. It took me 25 minutes just to get off the ramp. Ack! Once I got through that, I had to back track to the streets from those other exits and unfortunately, that is exactly where the parade route was. Every street going that direction or leading anywhere towards that direction was blocked off and surrounded by police. And every other street was cramped with people looking for parking. The people who actually had houses in that area were charging people to park on their lawns and were selling things out of their garages. Craziness! So I finally make it over to the location, which thankfully I've been to a hundred times before, and now I have to find parking. Usually, this location is a pain in the butt for parking, but tonight it was horrendous and actually impossible. So now its 6:45pm and I've been letting the director know the whole time what's going on. He wants to reschedule but I'm already there and I'm the only one he's waiting for. I did not spend all this time in traffic for nothing just to come back possibly tomorrow. So he agrees to meet me across the street at Jack in the Box. But I get there and miscommunication, he wanted me to park there and walk over which I couldn't do anyways because there was a traffic officer right at that intersection watching the parking situation. But thankfully, he checked out of the audition location and walked over to meet me. We read through 2 parts of the script once and that was it. The second part we read through I hadn't even read before so it was an ice cold read. It was ridiculous. And on top of that, I still had another 45 minute drive back home. Ugh! It took me 2 hours to go 4 miles round trip and have a 10 minute ice cold audition in a Jack in the Box. There are no words...
I've lived here for a couple of years and I've never even heard of this parade!

